Bring her back 2025 Horror Review

We went to the movie theater to see this movie. I was very excited to see it and I must say I was kind of disappointed in the movie but i was not loving the ending either. I don't know how I feel honestly.

Here is the plot ( synopsis ) A brother and sister uncover a terrifying ritual at the secluded home of their new foster mother.

It really is that.... kids mom was dead and then their father also passed away and they got put I to a foster home by one of the ladies you find out later worked for the child protective services for 20 years or so prior. Anyways, they get there and there is another little boy there who is bald and Linda crazy and looks malnourished. She tell the new kids he is just a bit odd and is a mute, he has red curly hair....to the blind girl seemed a bit cruel considering she couldnt see that he was actually bald. So they try to be kind always but you can tell this kid though...is not good. Then later you find out he is (SPOILER ALERT)...

posessed by a demon OR WHAT SHE CALLS AN ANGEL ...YA OK...from a ritual that the older woman had done. 

Anyways you find out her daughter passed away and she was blind like the new foster sister. The foster kids have a great relationship and you can tell they love each other very much. Foster mom seems very cool and chill but a bit strange in her words and actions. Already sus for sure. She then started turning into a weirdo and making the brother foster child sound and seem like a bad person. He saw right through her and she didn't like it. 

All kinds of stuff happens from there but I have said enough. Honestly I am hit or miss with a24 and this one was just plain ok. I didn't hate it but I didnt care either way either. 

Scare factor 5/10 somethings made me jump a little. It had alot of gore that at one point made me shutter. The boy is very important and very creepy so pay attention to him. Everything you need to pay attention to.

For me scary wise 6/10 because jumpscares

Hated the ending

6/10 for plot

So overally I would say 6/10

Screaming for Screamboat Movie review 2025

So we are going to be reviewing one of the newer horror Disney inspired movies, Screamboat. This comes from the producers of both Terrifier 2 and 3 and The Mean One , which is a horror Grinch Movie ). This stars David Howard Thornton! He plays the one and only Willie. 

Plot os the movie ( synopsis ), .A late-night boat ride in New York City becomes a struggle for survival when a seemingly harmless mouse transforms into a dangerous monster. Passengers must fight to stay alive.

First let's stop and talk about how I love that these movies are so bad they are so good. I love movies that give off the bad special effects and over acting and just wild animation, camera angles, and make up. This movie is all of that. The gore, the makeup, the acting was just so out there....and....we...LOVED EVERY INCH OF IT. 

Starting off first is a girl running through what looks like a train station but she is actually headed to the ferry to go home. She met a group of girls who are also headed that way ( pay attention to the girls...Easter eggs ) which she is trying to escape them. She bumps Into a guy, very charming, named Pete. He tries to help her out and keep them away from her long enough to escape or so she thought. 

They all arrived on the ferry and they introduce all the characters that are going to be going on this hell of a ride. From there chaos happens. Willie is so gross and creepy looking...it was quite amusing. He is a killing machine but we find out he is in search of his lost love who got lost at sea. He does develope a soft spot for a certain person who reminds him of her. She becomes his weak spot. So many things happen but I don't want to spoil it all. 

Here is my run down:

This movie is funny, horror,gore, and some very creative imagery. I give it a 8/10 for overall entertaining! I need to add please don't leave the credits ... there are 2 post credit scenes. Anyways, go check it out!! This is a movie all you b rated horror comedy lovers should watch. It's so bad it's so good!

Final Destination Bloodlines Review

 

So we went and saw Final Destination Bloodlines in the prerelease. This one was an interesting take on the franchise. It has nothing to do with any of the people previously on the other movies...however it also has everything to do with them. They are the entire reason the main girl in the movie figures it all out...well that and grandma but that's the whole new story in this. It starts out like every final destination and gives us the flashback before the actual event happens. We have a twist though because it really honestly leads you to believe it isn't a flash back at first but we find out that ...well grandma was just like the other main protagonists but she isn't our main hero in this story...its the granddaughter. She has a way of not having the premonitions but feeling and seeing deaths design. That was a pretty cool thing to see and she was able to see things of the past with her grandmother. We also get to see Tony Todd who unscripted got to say goodbye to all of us. We love you always and rest in peace my guy!

So lets get into our thoughts. We loved this movie. Though it might not be super scary it is suspenseful and makes your heart jump and your butt at the edge of the seat.  It has twists and turns and some funny as hell moments as well. It had some gore of course but it wasn't too bad. It was pretty tasteful ho
nestly...as tasteful as blood and gore can be . It also had quite a plot and honestly step mom gives me life lol.

So on a scale from our stand point we give it a 8/10 all around for good thrills, chills, and suspense. The horror come through the suspense of it all. 

We recommend you going to see it if you are a fan opf the franchise and even if you aren't we think you will enjoy it but honestly at least watch the first movie before you see this and get a feel for what it is all about. !!

The Monkey 2025

So this was surprisingly amusing...I'm starting with that lol. Let's recap real quick!!

Synopsis

When twin brothers find a mysterious wind-up monkey, a series of outrageous deaths tears their family apart. Twenty-five years later, the monkey begins a new killing spree, forcing the estranged siblings to confront the cursed toy.

Background

Director: Oz Perkins

Budget: $10–11 million

Release date: February 21, 2025 

Story by: Stephen King

The movie "The Monkey," released in 2025, is based on the short story of the same name by Stephen King, which appears in his 1985 collection "Skeleton Crew". 

The movie was written and directed by Osgood Perkins. 

It stars Theo James, who plays a pair of twins, Hal and Bill. 

Other actors in the film include Elijah Wood, Tatiana Maslany, Christian Convery, Colin O'Brien, Rohan Campbell, and Sarah Levy. 

The movie was produced by James Wan through his Atomic Monster banner. 

A Neon Production

OK nowwww let's talk !! I actually am happy with this movie. So unexpectedly it turned out to be more of a thriller suspense/comedy. This was a huge cluster f*** of a movie. It is chaos from start to finish. There are some shock gory parts but not enough to be hosted out if you are squeamish. It had some parts that were kind of jumpscares here and there. Then Theo James plays both brothers and it was great. He was able to play polar opposites and yet still keep the brothers relatable to each other. The short story was good and the movie was a great interpretation of it. I recommend both. Please read it and watch it. 

The ending was actually pretty good and ended in a kind of ironic and funny yet...brain teasing way. 

I rate it 8 out of 10 for fun, entertaining. Suspe se, thrills, and just all around amazing dark humor without having to put sex scenes in it, Or extreme shock value, and or grotesque moments. Thank you Neon you have brought long legs which I enjoyed and loved it leaving me thinking and now this film that is so dark humor enjoyable. Now I am going to go see what all Neon has produced and check them out.

Watch the movie on Amazon prime right now for rent for 20 or buy for 25. I should have bought it for sure.

The Front Room Movie Review

 

I watched the new release of the Horror Movie The Front Room. Synopsis is int he photo ! Ill break it down in a bit of a longer explination and how i felt about the movie !

So the plot gets a 5/10 I actually enjoyed the plot and or story of this movie. The problem was i feel it relied on gross factors for its " scary" and or "hprrpr" aspects. Bodily fluids a..l...o...t....of bodily fluid stuff..I also feel like it was kinda an unfinished storyline but it was still pretty good.

The more thourough explaination is...

A pregnant couple are living int heir new home and getting ready for their baby to come into this world. Everything seems to be going well and the couple are such a cute and sweet couple. The father/husband however has a bit of a dark past that soon the wife/momma soon comes to find out alot of things the husband had been hiding. His father passes away and his step mother ( we find out later was an abusive step parent and a christian who speaks in tongue and seems more like a cultist then just your normall good ol Christian) is redoing her will and asked them to come in and talk to her and their lawyer. They go up there and the stepmom says hey ill give you every single bit of the money i own , i will buy you new furniture, i will do this and that if you let me live with you and live out my days with family. The husband was like Hell no but the wife ( not knowing half of the reason wjhy the husband didnt want to say yes) convinced him to take the money and let her move in. Eventually they do and ...lets just say from the second she moved in things went terribly wrong. She starts taking over the house little by little, starts driving the wife crazy on purpose, starts taking advantage of the husband yet again, after the baby is born she starts acting wierder as if she is trying to be everyones mother....but in the sickest ways possible. All of this causes the Wife to go absolutely nuts....and i dont fkn blame her.

Scare Factor 2/10 I give it a 2 for the very few jumpscares and some people say that the gross factor ( bodily fluids) is horror so ill add that in there. Other than that there was nothing horror about this movie howeverrrrrrrrrr i will say it was a very suspensful movie and i personally would label it that.

Ending it had a 6/10 Ending.

It was very predictable and even the big twist in the movie was predictable. The twist though was good i actually applauded at the ending!!

Acting in the movie 8/10 sometimes i feel like Brandy Norwood ( Brandi back in my day)  is trying a little to hard to be that loving seductive voiced wife, but then i am like....hold up she just is that way because it looks so natural . I love her acting though, she is a breath of fresh air to be honest and what a gorgeous front leading lady am i right? The husband was actually a great actor as well and the step mother......well holy shnickeys she was very convincing to say the least. 

Overall i will give it a 6/10 and i do suggest watching it once i mean whats the harm anyways it free ya know...well if you have the streaming service Which btw is Max . So ya i do suggest maybe give it a watch in the least i dont feel like you will be bored during it.