Monday, October 7, 2024

Halloween Horror Nights Orlando 2024 Review



 Ok So we bought the stay and scream passes so we could get in early and then be some of the first people to get into lines for the haunted houses because well....thats why i was there to be honest. They lined us up at 3 and started letting us into the lines for the zones around 4. So we waited in line to go to the New York zone were Insidious, Frozen Empire, A Quiet Place and so forth ( the ones we really wanted to do first) were at .  So we got in just to get into a different line which was more like a preline for the the haunted houses. We waited there for over an hour. Then they let us in and we went to Insidious and waited in line there for over an hour as well....it was alot of waiting and I wish i could say it was worth the wait but sadly it wasnt..for us anyways. It was so dark in there that i couldnt see what was in front of me in the slightest and i fell over something while walking incredibly slow so it wasnt me being reckless lol. The scares were lackluster, and i could have thought of 101 ways that it could have actually scared someone who has a high scare tolerance such as myself lol. The best part and the only part i got giddy about was walking through the red door. I bet the decorations were great i am just sad to have not been able to see them in the slightest. Maybe they could have had lanterns through out the place so you could see a bit better. Then we left and went to the Frozen Empire and waited for about 30 minutes for it to fully open and went right in. That one was visually so satisfying and the music, timing, and scares were very on point. To me and @reid_iculous_guy it wasnt scary , even though the very end it got Mikey, but it was so much fun to go through. I wish i had gone and done it again a few more times. Then we went down to A Quiet Place and waited about another 30 minutes and went in, first off screw you ,you over spasmastic, obviously younger and not very mature , kids in front of us.  Because of you it was the chaotic loud place and we would have died so f*ckin fast if it had been real. I couldnt enjoy it because of you .....anyways , it doesnt make sense to have a haunted house from a movie that was totally quiet because people now adays have to act a fool...its the only way they cvan live....i gues... sorry i am super bitter about that one. ANYWAYS , moving on we went to the Major Sweet Candy Factory and that one was not dissapointing at all. It was fun, creepy, quirky, and everything i want if  you cant scare me at least make me laugh and creeped out...that did exactly that.. We did a few more but nothing that i would say was worth writing about. The food was incredibly dissapointing. Well the desserts were pretty ghood event hought they were simple they were good, the only thing that stood out to me Savory wise was the Korean Corn Dog. I loved it!!! 

Lets get to the scare zones 

  • Duality of Fear is the first Scarezone you come into where you see 2 Demon Sisters named SINIST3R AND SURR3AL and their followers with chainsaws. They look pretty wicked ( see pic above. kinda blurry sorry. ). The zone itself is not very scary or maybe the actors were super tired.
  • Enter Blumhouse This was pretty cool actually and at night its  nicely fogged and with some killer music and people inside. The Megan, The Grabber, Blissfield Butcher, Banyfacefrom Happy Death Day, wolfman rebot, and The Purge. 
  • Demon Queens where you can see Scaractors such as one of the sisters SURR3al , Vine Queen, Spike Queen, Swirl Queen, Cage Queen, and all the Queens Tormentors along with some tortured Souls. Aesthetically and visually appealing. The costumes and make ups were very well done and beautiful. Spooky but with beauty and grace. 
  • Swamp of the Undead and it is what it sounds like. Again the actors seemed to tired to scare people but it did have a ole creepy swamp vibe and smelled a bit weird too. So i liked it visually. You can see scare actors playing characters such as Pepe Richard Bailey, Bertha Bailey, Buford Bailey, Daisy Rattlesnack, and Dirk and of course more undead .
  • Torture Faire Is a Ye old Ren Faire put on by Torture Enthusiasts. You can see Characters such as Sinist3r ( one of the sisters ), Jester Torturer, merchants, Knights, King and Queen, plague doctors , victims and so on. It was cool looking and in the light still visually nice. Again not very scary but it was cool looking.
Now lets talk about theHalloween Nightmare Fuel : Nocturnal Circus. This was worth the whole trip honestly. It was so cool to watch and damn those pyros know how to move. It was good fun and i would watch it over and over. 

I liked the scare zones but mostly loved the Blumhouse one. all in all i had alot of fun at Halloween Horror Nights in Orlando Florida to me it wasnt as good as it normally was but still it was so fun and i will keep going back and forth from Hollywood and Orlando lol.

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